A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. After, when the customer leaves, the man sees the young baby coming out of the ice cream store. He said, "Hey, baby boy! Can I ask you a question? Why did you choose the quarter instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!"